Part 838: Robin C

HEY! Nah! What in blazes do you think you're doing?!

Oh hey, Robin. What's the trouble?

What's the TROUBLE? You! Turning into a dragon and crashing through the countryside!

Oh. That. .... Sorry.

Sorry isn't good enough!

Look, it's just something I have to do.

And why, pray tell, is that?

Every now and then, I get this incredible urge to just... run amok. It's like a really horrible itch that HAS to be scratched. So I turn into a dragon and rampage for a bit. It's genetic or... something.

What about the people who get hurt on these little strolls of destruction?!

Oh, gosh, I would never do that! Never! I always go somewhere nice and quiet where there's no one around. Then I just sort of unleash myself on trees and bushes and stuff. My record is thirty giant firs in a single rampage! Pretty impressive, huh?

Well, I... suppose that is impressive. But are you sure it's safe?

Er, like I might hurt myself on a sharp branch or something?

Something like that.

....Listen, Nah. You think I could watch the next time you do this?

Oh, sure. That would be no problem. In fact, it'd make it more fun! (leaves)

Er, fun? Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all....